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Penny Morris doesn't know the meaning of the word 'enough.' It's not that Penny is greedy or that she lacks self-discipline - far from it. Penny goes out of her way to share, care and be fair. That's why she never quite knows when to stop. To draw the line you have to be a little insensitive. How, precisely, should it be measured? With a magnifying glass? Or with a microscope? Penny Morris is extremely sensitive and keenly perceptive. She is a Libran, born under the sign of the scale. Penny knows in her heart that no matter how meticulously you ever weigh anything in this world you can always reach a different conclusion if you apply a more refined set of measurements. Penny knows that those refinements are infinite. Hours have minutes, minutes have seconds. Seconds have nanoseconds. No wonder Penny Morris is never sure what time it is!
Some people are prone to assume that Penny has her head in the clouds. They think that she lives in a world of her own full of lofty ideas and complex theories. Other people have the temerity to watch Penny at work in this way and to suppose that Penny is indecisive! Where on earth do they get that idea from? Actually Penny is one of the most decisive people on the face of the planet. she absolutely, definitely knows what she wants but she only knows it from one second to the next. To the untrained eye this appears to be an inconsistency. What they fail to see are the countless nanoseconds during which Penny's sense of purpose is solid as a rock. Penny, though, knows what people are thinking and so, to keep them on their toes she makes a point of declaring her intentions loudly and clearly. she makes quite sure that these brave statements never differ from day to day. That fools most of the people most of the time.

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[suraimu.livejournal.com]

Some parts so very very wrong (the beginning), and other parts so very very right (most of the rest):

Rob LeRoy is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly, terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Rob is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Rob has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Rob is not his pout but his perspicacity. Rob has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. He can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What he is looking at though, when he peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Rob subconsciously fires out as soon as he sees you. His inner radar never fails to provide him with the right answer. He is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect his own sensitivity that he scrutinises people so thoroughly.
There is another reason why Rob LeRoy is so keen to see into your soul: he needs to know how sensitive you are. He knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that he cannot help but dispense. Rob is not a person to mince his words, hold back his opinions or shy away from taboo topics. He doesn't want to cause offence, nor does he want to waste his time, so he picks his confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Rob's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about him and he will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Rob LeRoy is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.

[suraimu.livejournal.com]

And yes, as soon as I read the word 'perspicacity', I heard that simpsons quote in my head. :)


Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.