Funniest. Thing. Ever.

[pennywhistle]

cleolinda, the author of Movies in 15 Minutes m15m, musing on what a Passion of the Christ Mi15M would have looked like:


"As for Passion of the Christ and Crazy Mel Gibson--well, it's probably not fair of me to rag on a movie I haven't seen, but I decided very early on that two solid hours of beating and whipping and bleeding and hey hey ow it hurts was not for me. As far as I can tell, an actual "Passion of the Christ in Fifteen Minutes" would have been something along the lines of--


ROMANS: *thrash!*

ROMANS: *scourge!*

ROMANS: *pistol-whip!*

JIM CAVIEZEL: GODDAMMIT, THAT ACTUALLY HURT!

GOD: *lightning bolt*"


*dies laughing*