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[pennywhistle]

Must not nap....

These stupid asshats parked their red convertible, with the top down, inbetween our driveway and our neighbors driveway. There is like, 3 feet of space between the two driveways, so the stupid penis car is sticking out in our driveway, and now I can't get my car out. GRRRR. BUT OH! God is merciful, it just thundered! And it's starting to rain! LOL! Take that you rude fuckers!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Vengence is mine.

Comments

[revsphynx.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you just call the cops and have them towed?

[malanai.livejournal.com]

Because I wanted something done about it TODAY...

[on-reserve.livejournal.com]

yeah, if you want real vengance call the cops. they'll give the asshole a ticket and tow it and so when he he'll have to [ay big $$$ for his soggy-ass car.

[calming.livejournal.com]

Everywhere I go there always has to be an ugly excuse for a car parked arrogantly.

[lostindeath.livejournal.com]

what you do is lob eggs into their pretty car from your porch while it's raining (so they don't see you) then go inside and wait to hear the screams.
Practice your innocent face.

[cayr.livejournal.com]

1. Go to a local paintball store. Buy a paintball gun and white paint pellets.

2. Shoot the living hell out of the car.

3. What's an asshat?