Well, Eve's mouth hurts from trying not to laugh
at a joke some scholar made about her being someone's half
It was a joke, a lie, an exaggeration, a fib
and now you all believe I came from his rib
She screams at the top of her lungs, I'm whole!
I'm body, I'm heart, I'm mind, I'm soul
Queen Victoria gave her daughter some advice
as her daughter shook and trembled on her wedding night
Queen Victoria, she said to her daughter,
Baby, lie still and think of the Empire
and her husband, though kind and mild,
never stopped and wondered why she never smiled.
( she screams )